Don’t follow me on these — they no longer exist: MySpace, Mxit, my fax machine (+27 911 10111)…
“404 Page Not Found (probably on stage right now)”
Wait, you actually clicked on this page? What exactly were you hoping to find? Honestly, I’m just glad your sense of humor is as broken as mine. Yes, this page is real. Yes, this is the kind of world I live in. And clearly, you need as much help as I do.
But hey — thanks for popping in. I love you. (And I know the feeling’s mutual.) LOL.